Apathy Kathy

When jogging replaces your sex life
And you were grogged in the space of your next wife
While saving the space for your next wife
Who is saving your space for the next life
And then your love affair becomes the lesson
That you could have learned the last time around
Afraid you stare at Fred Astaire lessons
Because all of the good dancers are leaving town

He put the fake on, she put the brake on
Make no mistake Son, Who’s got the make on
Like a Mother of Atlantis, Hey now is she Boss
Like some Lady Preying Mantis don’t bow she’ll take your head off.

My topics apathy, Myopic Apathy!

Apathy Kathy, Why Are you so Unhappy
You used to be my lover, my Sister, my Rappy
You thought it would get back to your pappy!

Karmic Boogie

What are you doing for heaven’s sake
I’m going to work and I won’t be late
I’m doing the Karmic Boogie
I’m doing the Karmic Boogie
I’m doing the Karmic Boogie
all over the universe

Nobody’s really early
nobody’s really late
they got it all on tape
pay back cosmic rebate
doing the Karmic Boogie
We’re doing the Karmic Boogie
We’re doing the Karmic Boogie
all over the universe

First you sow
and then you reap
while breathing to the rythmn
of your own heart beat
you’re doing the Karmic Boogie
you’re doing the Karmic Boogie
you’re doing the Karmic Boogie
all over the universe!

Don’t just stand there screaming
what the heck
where there is cause
there must be affect
doing the Karmic Boogie
doing the Karmic Boogie
doing the Karmic Boogie
all over the universe

I’m studying cosmic law
to be a cosmic lawyer
big court room in the sky
leave your paranoia in the foyer
and do the Karmic Boogie
and do the Karmic Boogie
and do the Karmic Boogie
all over the universe

Fat cat flat in the back
of that Cadillac hearse
has a cardiac arrest
from carrying a heavy purse
He’s doing the Karmic Boogie
doing the Karmic Boogie
doing the Karmic Boogie
all over the universe